Life is too short!
LMAO – I would never run from the po-po but this is funny! Fast as lightning bro,better get your Nikes bro! Funny, And could be used for a writing prompt.
The Beast-piggy manly Beast If you have to ask if it’s too early to drink wine.Sorry but I consider you an amateur and we can no longer be friends. When a guilty conscious has people feeling a certain type of way.
No reason for the ellipsis. You are “trying” to make a declarative sentence, are you not? but I mean you do take after your hideous mother and nasty grandmother and other members of your family. Man I wish I was allowed to say this on the phone at work!
Like leaving town when you know people are coming.avoidance at all cost! Antistalking: learning someone’s routine so you can avoid them We avoid anything around this Podunk town where that bitch may be lurking. Haha that takes it too far but yeah going around the other way when not wanting to bother another or feel
Revenge is beneath me. Accidents however will happen Accidentally dropping those pesky little truth bombs . Oops did we just do that? Lmao your a moron in denial!
Yep alllll the time. Yup, rough days at work as a teacher will definitely have you in that frame of mind! But I know a good bondsman ;
Lmao–on the floor but still laughing! The almost true exploits of an intrepid spinster and her stitching.and all of the things that make up her crazy, happy, quiet little life. Funny sarcastic images Take a spin on the wild side PMSLweb
Its not for others to judge or live with any consequences 😒 I should be but, I can’t stand a PIG that goes after a married man. literally just the worst font for this
I resemble that remark How I feel today. It’s time to quit my job. I’ve overstayed my patience. Working with manipulation when I don’t even need to work is a no.
I just have Oh for fucks sake, seriously!
Some of us might enjoy their work but most of us want a tornado give a surprise visit to workplace, and Monday, unexpected calls from Boss are biggest nightmares, well below are some hilarious quot…
but jenny got so happy when we would agree to go. My ‘Ohana will love this! Well, it would be if I were a princess.
Gatsby would confide in me. He told me how he was so lonely. So he tried to fill a void in his heart by making up all these senseless lies about his past. “So Why Do I Feel Like I Am?”
That’s why I hate sharing!
Shut your dicksucker. Haha love it! Omg so gross and so funny! Shut the fuck up whore! Only way to keep a man or get knocked up cause she needed a baby daddy for her bastard kids! Girrrl needed help. I laughed WAY harder @ this than I should. submit to humiliation Pipe down bitch
View our painting classes calendar to paint and drink wine at Painting with a Twist in Avon IN. Always time for one more glass Coming from a girl who drinks maybe twice a year, it is super entertaining being the sober one all the time! not sure how she drinks that shit. yeth, yeth I
A Giggle With Some Insight! It’s the simple things You know just a normal chill life. That bear life. Kill people when I want, then eat them& absorb their soul. same gurl. Should I have laughed. haha yes, exactly! This sounds doable!
This would be the tagline to my life. Oh yeah. Never a dry moment. Funny, not funny wtf: There’s always room in your life to fuck more shit up. Twenty years from now, the story of your life, how much would you read aloud? captcreate: “You’re maybe right… ” so so true B u t
That awkward moment when you’re pretending to talk on your cell to avoid talking to someone and your cell phone rings. I wish the awkwardness would slowly go away, I wish things could start to get smoother bit by bit. “i came i saw i conquered” w/ a twist! Maybe I was not properly socialized.
Son and heir of nothing in particular. For real tho Post by pottymouth on Boldomatic Treatment Of Headaches I’ll forever miss you!